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I’m not buying this story at all - the Daily Mirror is claiming that Wacko Jacko is dating Pamela Anderson.

Yeah right.

My idea of ‘dating’ usually involves sex, if you are meeting up with someone for anything other than sex then to me it’s not ‘dating’. Now sex may not happen straight off but it’s definitely on the cards and there would be plenty of flirting and at least a bit of tonsil tennis.

According to the Mirror, Jackson and Anderson have been meeting at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach. An anonymous source is quoted as saying “They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

Did they compare notes on their plastic surgery too? Maybe Jacko wants some breast implants!