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Abi Titmuss has something about her that makes her bangable but I just can’t seem to put my finger on what it is.

She certainly isn’t the best looking woman in the world, anything but. It’s nothing to do with her home made lesbian sex tape because that, like every other celebrity sex tape, is a major let down.

So what is it about her that would make me jump in the sack with her if I had the chance?

Sometimes I look at a women and think she would be a right dirty bitch when it came down to bedroom business and I think that’s all there is to it. Dirty sex. I wouldn’t even want to stay for another round in the morning, one round would be more than enough thanks very much.