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Jesus, that baby elephants dick is nearly as long as it’s legs. Anyway I’m not in the habit of looking at cocks so here’s the weekend linkage.

Babes & Boobs

Anna Kournikova is still famous, hot - on 205th
Kim Kardashian is Marriage Material - Uncoached
Dania Ramirez Looks Busty At The OK! Magazine Party - Mick Landers
Florida Playboy Cover Girl Kelly Carrington Photos - Busted Coverage
Christina Aguilera Breast Implant test - Derober
Sienna Miller braless in a tank top - HQ Celebrity
Lindsay Lohan Leggy In Fishnets - Dirty Rotten Whore
Kristen Bell Sweet Bikini Beach Candids - NS4W.org
Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner splitting - Celebridiot
Katrina Bowden Is In An Upcoming Film And Worth A Look - The Beer Goggler

Sports & Stuff

More fall movies coming to the NBA - Cuzoogle
Coaching’s Heaviest Hitters - The Money Shot
NFL Players Involved In Murder - Campus Squeeze
The next Michael Phelps? - Attuworld
Anyone Else Think This Brian Urlacher Commercial Is Funny? - YepYep
Palace On A Lake: A Jockey Gets Shitcanned - Next Round

Funny & Bizarre

Themed Condoms, Always A Good Idea - Tasty Booze
Boy “Accidentally” Gets Fish Lodged In Penis - Holy Taco
Boy in hospital after ‘gas lighting’ stunt backfires - Telegraph
Debbie Does Dallas: The G-Rated Version - Sand & Cotton
Israelis make American black man dance for their amusement - Blog of Hilarity
Cucumber Pickers of Belarus - A Welsh View
Ike beat Cuba like he did Tina - Observation Bubble
PUSSY FIGHTS PRINTER - Unibrow
The Top 5 Fictional Female Vice Presidents - Screen Junk
Top 5 Cars That Aren’t Really Cars At All - Banned In Hollywood