Used Trojan Condoms Available At Amazon
January 11, 2008
The first thing that popped into my head when I seen this screenshot for used condoms at Amazon was: Who buys condoms from Amazon in the first place? Are people too shy to walk into their local store and buy a pack of three?
Hell you never know the assistant might be cute, if she is you could always turn on the charm and ask her if she fancies a date? If she says yes you know you’re on to a winner and her knickers will be lying on your bedroom floor that night. If she says no you just respond with: “It’s fine sweetheart, I just felt sorry for you because you’re kinda ugly and I bet no one ever asks you out and seeing how I’m only planning on only using two of these I thought what the hell, never mind.” And as she hands you your change finish with “I guess you’ll be used to strumming your own banjo after all those years without a man”.
So who wants to buy some used condoms from Amazon?
