Two’s Company, Three’s A Crowd

I guess this has happened to us all at some point, your mate scores and you are left like a spare prick at a wedding. Now the guy in this photo looks a loser anyway but you could be left drinking the bar dry on your own for many reasons - not just because you are an ugly tosser with as much personality as my big toe.

Nah, her friends could be from the Planet Ugly and you’ve not had enough of the old jungle juice that sends you over the edge where the small head starts over-ruling the big head - you know how it is. You convince yourself that fat ugly chicks needs sex as much as the good looking fit ones and when it comes down to it - any hole’s a goal!!!!

Yes, I will hold my hands up and admit I have serviced some real horror shows in my time, but who cares??? As long as there has been an even amount - or more - of the sexy brand then what’s to worry.

Of course there are exceptions to the saying, “Two’s Company, Three’s A Crowd” - come back later and you’ll see what I’m talking about.