Three Men In A Sauna

Three men are in a sauna. While they sit basking in the heat, they suddenly hear a loud beep. The American, looking smug, taps his shoulder and explains he has a pager inplanted in his arm and is receiving a message! “Wow!” the others reply. A short while later, they hear a series of beeps and the Japanese man, looking smug, taps his palm and starts speaking into his little finger. He explains after the conversation, that he has a mobile phone implanted in his hand, and he’s just received a call. “Wow!” the others reply. The Irishman, not wanting to be outdone, leaves the sauna and returns a short while later with toilet roll hanging from his arse. As the others look on shocked, he exclaims “Jeysus…I’m receiving a fax!”