The seX-Factor Starts Tonight With Cheryl And Dannii

I don’t particularly like watching TV, I do watch WWE, movies and box sets but actual live TV? No thanks.

However, all that changes tonight as the X-Factor returns, or as it will be known from here on in - The seX-Factor. Sharon Osbourne has been sent packing and been replaced with Cheryl ‘I give Mr BBI instant wood’ Cole.

Yes Cheryl, alongside foxy Dannii Minogue, will be providing me with weekly sexual excitement between now and Christmas.

Just remember both these women have indulged in a bit of lady-on-lady action in the past so my head with be drowning in a lesbian orgy for the entire 60 minutes.