The Perfect Porn Stash

Every red blooded man has some kind of stash of the porn variety. Be it mags or DVD’s they need to be hidden from prying eyes.

You don’t want everybody to be eyeballing your collection for a couple of reasons.

Firstly your mates - they’ll promise to return what they borrow but seldom do and if by chance you do see your mags again do you really want to discover sticky pages?

Secondly, your nosey wife / girlfriend - they will only scowl, bitch and moan and no matter how much explaining you try they will never understand a man’s need to masturbate to function normally.

Under the bed, top of the wardrobe or the back of the cupboard are not classed as a stash, they are just too obvious.

So how about this nifty secret stash that looks like an air vent, it could be just what you need.