The Old Sailor Was Doing Three Knots
March 15, 2008
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, just for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age but needing some reassurance, he asks her, ‘How am I doing?’
The prostitute replies, ‘Well old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.
”Three knots?’ he asks. ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’
She looks into his eyes and says, ‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back!
