The Jamaican, A Married Couple & Special Sandals

A married couple walked into a tourist shop.

The Jamaican said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dem mek yu wild at sex.” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn’t need them, being the “Sex God” he was.

The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants and grabbed a firm
hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on de, wrong feet!”