The Irish Vasectomy

After having their 10th child, an Irish couple decided that that
was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he
and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told
him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem.

The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb,
put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Paddy said to the doctor “I may not be the smartest man, but I
don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going
to help me.” So the couple flew to London to get a second opinion.
The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed they were from Ireland.

This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb,
place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn’t be wrong, the man went home,
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear
and began to count, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” at which point he paused,
placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.