The Brothel And The Dead Frog

A 12 year old kid walks into a Brothel dragging a dead frog on the end of a piece of string. He goes up to the owner and says “I want your filthiest whore. She’s got to have the Clap, VD. The lot” The owner says “All my girls are clean, and besides, you’re too young” The kid goes into his pocket and pulls out a massive wad of folding, and after counting out £1000, the owner says “Room 13, up the stairs and second door on the right. But, don’t ever mention that you were here”

30 minutes later and the kid comes back down the stairs, still dragging the frog. The owner says “I have to ask. Why did you want a girl with STD’s and what’s with the dead frog?” The kid says “Well, when I get home, I’ll screw the Babysitter and she’ll catch what I’ve got. Then, when Mum and Dad come back, he’ll give the Babysitter a lift home, and on the way they’ll screw, so he’ll get it. When Dad gets home he’ll have sex with Mum and she’ll catch it. Then in the morning, when Dad goes to work, Mum will screw the Milkman and he’s the bastard who killed my frog”