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If you buy, wear, use or own any of the following then Topless Robot have decided you are a douchebag.

I’m happy to announce I don’t use or own anything on the list, how about you?

10. Axe Body Spray
9. Spray on Tan
8. Watches with an Enormous Face
7. Puka Shell Necklaces
6. Calvin Peeing on Anything
5. Barbed Wire Tattoos
4. A Set of Balls for Your Truck
3. Female Body Inspector T-Shirts
2. Bluetooth Headsets
1. I Heart My Penis Merchandise