Sexy Valentine’s Present: The Naughty Knot

So you’re sat in the office thinking what your other half has in store for your later, kinky sex, more kinky sex and maybe a threesome with her sister. Oh yeah, you’re the man in her life and she is going to show you how much she loves you this Valantine’s Day and tonight she is going to give you the time of your life.

WAKE UP DIPSHIT!!! YOU’RE DAYDREAMING, AGAIN.

OK, so it’s not likely to happen, any of it. You’ll get nagged about taking her out and doing romantic crap and be told several times over that you ‘only think about sex’!! If only she knew that over 90% of the time you’re thinking about sex it certainly isn’t with her - LOL!

So, you take her out, drink some champaigne, head back home with her a little tipsy, you’ve done your duty and now it’s time for payment. We all know a women’s panties get loose when she’s drinking, the more she drinks the looser they get - true?

Now unknown to you she has bought something special to wear tonight. She’s a bit pissed and has the Dutch courage to wear that secret present she bought for you. She is your present and she’s is going to wrap herself up for you with this:

The Naughty Knot

It’s designed to cover up the best bits and with just one tug of the bow, the ribbon will slide off to reveal all.

Let’s just hope she isn’t too drunk and forgets that she doesn’t have the body for it

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