Sex Or A 50 inch TV?

So it’s claimed that 47% of British men would give up sex for six months if they could have a 50 inch plasma TV. Well, I have to say I’m not surprised to read this.

Most British women are fat, lazy, ugly bitches who are more likely to be getting a service from Gary at work and put out at home once a month at the most.

Most of these guys would be onto a winner if someone said to them here’s a 50 inch TV and by the way, no nookie for six months - they weren’t getting any bedroom action to begin with so they aren’t missing out and at least they’d be able to knock one off using a bigger TV.

Of course I would tell you where to stick your TV if it meant going without a bit of the old one, two buckle my shoe but that’s just me!!

Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, a survey — perhaps unsurprisingly carried out for a firm selling televisions — said on Friday.

Electrical retailer Comet surveyed 2,000 Britons, asking them what they would give up for a large television, one of the latest consumer “must-haves”.

The firm found 47 percent of men would give up sex for half a year, compared to just over a third of women. via