Quick Round Of Jokes

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
“I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”
“Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonnay.”

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out”

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.