Q: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour?
July 25, 2007
Schoolkid: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
Schoolkid: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
Schoolkid: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
Schoolkid: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula?
Schoolkid: A small lie
