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This photo of Cheryl Cole belongs to a set of about 30 candids of her and Ashley ’scumbag’ Cole on holiday in Spain.

They will be everywhere you look tomorrow but to be honest they are boring - all except this one shot.

Here we get a good look at Cheryl’s fantastic rack all squashed in that swimsuit and in my head ready to pop right out. For the love of God I pray that somebody gets some topless pics in the next week so I can see her tanned nipples.

My thoughts are getting out of hand now so I think it’s best I close my mouth and go take a long soapy shower!