Photo: How To Feed A Man Chocolate

I have to be honest here, at first I thought us guys were getting a good deal here, a chocolate covered woman to lick and slobber over but then I realised this bitch is trying to dupe us.

So we get a lick at her chocolate coated boobies and a journey to the chocolate flavoured honey pot but what else are we getting here? Sod all.

It’s her thats getting all the pleasure, not us. It reminded of the time my other half bought some body painting chocolate and telling me how she’d smear it over my meat and two veg and show me a good time. Well that is the only chocolate thats came through my front door that she hasn’t bloody eaten. No surprise there eh?

So I have devised a plan and here’s what I’d do.

I would let her cover herself in the chocolate then I’d rub my pan handle all over her funbags and then tell her I’ve got toothache and she’d be better to eat it than waiste it ;-).