One Night Stand: Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

You may be thinking that I’ve lost the plot saying that Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen is one night stand material when you look at how sexy she is in these photos.

That’s understandable because you don’t have all the facts just yet. You see Yolanthe was born on the Spanish island of Ibiza and that’s why the alarm bells are ringing so loudly.

Ibiza has been a party island for the past 40 years, millions of drink and drug fueled revelers have been shagging each other, and perhaps the locals, senseless year after year. Now you may be starting to see why Yolanthe falls into the pump and dump category.

For all we know she could have seen more cockends than weekends if she worked in a bar or nightclub. Take the nightclub Privilege as an example of what Ibiza is all about.

It’s the biggest nightclub in the world, according to the Guinness Book of Records, with a capacity of more than 10,000. Attractions include sex shows, circus acts, indoor gardens and a huge swimming pool. Now after a few beers and some happy pills some of those attractions may start to get mixed up. I really don’t want to think about what may happen if you blend a sex show and circus acts, do you?

So for the mere fact that she was born in Ibiza she is only worth a one time and one time only service.