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Here’s some photos of Eva La Rue at the IMAGEN Awards in Beverley Hills yesterday. Now she’s pretty easy on the eye but as I was about to use these photos for the ‘Happy Snapper‘ something in my head just wasn’t adding up. There was something missing.

At first I thought she looked fake but then it dawned on me - she just looks BORING! For me there’s just nothing special about her. I’d still bang her but I’m certain I’d have forgotten about it in less than a week.

Heaven forbid being shacked up with a dull and unhorny woman. Your nuts would be so heavy they’d be dragging on the floor. There’d be no breakfast blowjob, no lunchtime lust, no doggy at dinnertime and definitely no sex for supper.

Forget that, I’d rather live alone and crack one off whenever I fancied rather than live with some good looking boring bitch.