On Gumtree Today
August 21, 2006
Does anyone want a fight this Friday?
Hiya Brighton people! I’m new to the area and wondered if anyone wants a fight on the wasteground near Shoreham airport this coming Friday, the earlier the better!
I’m 6 foot 2 and built like the proverbial brickhouse, but you can be any sex, age or race as all-comers welcome!
Don’t want anything too heavy, just a few slaps with an open hand.
Last man standing gets the drinks in, let’s rumble!
No time wasters please.
Honesty is the best policy (until you’re in front of the sheriff).
Hello there, sit down and make yourself comfortable for an honest ad.
I’m a man in my mid-20’s with a particular fondness for expletives, for having that ‘one last drink’, for impulsive behaviour, for binge drinking and binge spending, for trying to live without regrets but ending up with loads of them anyway…. We could list my other good points but your attention will by now be waning.
Am looking for someone easy in every way except in the way that most people think; easy on the eye, easy on the ear, easy on the head, easy on the heart and having respect for themselves.
I’ve been described as many things in my life so to chose my own adjectives would be unfair. If you’re interested in appending your own descriptions get in touch.
My plans for the future stretch to nothing more than to be what this picture entails; a man with a thousand stories to tell, but hopefully with someone to listen.
My ex boyfriends car
yes this is genuine this was my ex boyfreinds car till i caught him cheating in it, i dont want any money i just want to get rid of it asap,
(A picture of the BMW and a link to a map of where the car is. - what is she suggesting?)
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