Now This Is My Kinda Woman
March 10, 2008
Here is a woman who could be a candidate to become the future Mrs BBI. Note, I did say candidate, she’d be required to undergo all the same intensive testing as Olivia Wilde. Add to that I haven’t seen her face yet either, yes I’m shallow, anyone who says beauty is only skin deep is either fat or ugly - most likely both.
She has made a good first impression though, laid on a satin covered bed in sexy lingerie, wearing heels and warming up with a bit of Playboy. This led me to thinking that she is into a bit of lady love, so things are definitely looking positive so far.
Other important questions she’d have to answer yes to would include:
do you have a sexy sister/best friend who’d join us to celebrate my birthday?
sex more than once a day?
do you eat love sausage for breakfast?
