Never Lend Your Subaru Impreza To A Woman

I had to laugh when I seen this photo because most blokes who own a Subaru Impreza wouldn’t let anyone drive it regardless of who they are, what they say or how much they beg.

The owner of this scooby lent his wheels to a woman and look what happened, a great big dent in the rear end. What did she promise him in return for a quick spin in it? I hope he took his sexual favours up front because think of the options he now has for her to make it up to him.

Stuff the car, it should be insured so what’s to worry there. Head in the game and think of the endless possibilities of ways she could say sorry. If it was my car that got bashed I’d have the lightest balls in Scotland for a month after getting it back in this state.