Bright Black Internet

To be honest I have only seen the opening ceremony from the 2008 Olympics.

Here in the UK there has been no coverage of the woman’s beach volleyball so that pretty much leaves me high and dry because other than football I only watch woman’s sports.

I know there are loads of events with women but have you seen how scary some of the women competing are?

So that leaves me with my own event - topless track and field. Can you imagine the global tv viewing figures if this was a real event?