More Jokes From Mr BBI
May 5, 2007
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
“No,” she says, “yesterday I nearly got caught!”
Tommy, a good Lancashire lad, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo to see the greatest bucking bronco of all, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest meanest horse that there ever was - who had seen off so many would-be riders that the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 for anyone who could ride him just for 10 seconds.
That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tried their best, but Blue Steel lived up to his reputation and threw them all off with the greatest of ease. As a joke the organizers then offered the prize to anyone in the crowd who would dare to tangle with such a beast.
Up jumped Tommy and of course everyone laughed at him. But they let him have a go, and they were astounded when Tommy not only sat on the horse for 10 seconds and more, while Blue Steel buckedand lunged to throw him off like never before, but in a few minutes Blue Steel was so exhausted the he could be ridden in a very decile way all around the ring. Everyone was astonished. “Considering you’ve never even sat on a horse before ” said Tommy’s friends “how on earth did you manage that?”
“Easy “, said Tommy “the wife’s an epileptic.”
2 more to read.
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: “Oh, that feels good.”
His hand moves to her breast.
She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful. It is a turn on”
His hand moves to her leg.
She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop. I am feeling good”
But he stops.
She: “Why did you stop?”
Her: “I found the remote.”
Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he’d jog past a prostitute standing on the street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
“Fifty pounds!” she’d shout from the kerb.
“No! Five pounds!” Tony would fire back.
This ritual between Tony and the prostitute became a daily occurrence. He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty pounds!”
One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the working woman’s street corner, Tony realised she’d bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he’d better have a darn good explanation for the ‘Boss. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she was, wearing a tight short skirt and a sequined boob tube.
Tony tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the pavement, the prostitute yelled,
“See what you get for five quid!
