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If the truth be told I hate golf, I can’t play it, I don’t want to play it and I most certainly don’t ever want to watch it.

However things changed in golfland when Michelle Wie entered the fray. Now she certainly adds spice to a sport that is on the whole full of ugly, fat assed, dog rough howlers. No doubt there’s the occasional bit of fluff but nothing special.

Unlike tennis, a sport that brings us plenty of hot looking chicks in short skirts, moaning and grunting like they’re being drilled by a pornstar, now I can watch that - of course men’s tennis is out.

As for Miss Wie, well what can I say? Not a lot really, I’m still happy to press replay on all three clips featured below. Clip one - wonderful. Clip two, I’d love to know what these guys are really saying. As for clip three, be careful if one and two got feeling frisky - this is gold, stick with it, she moves into a spot that gives a much clearer view.