Mel B Strips For £100k

Spice Girl Mel B has decided to strip for £100,000 - she doesn’t go all the way though, just down to her bra and knickers as the body of Ultimo.

Trying her best to look all sexy and seductive Mel isn’t in bad shape despite being 32 and having popped a couple of sprogs but something is preventing a rush of blood to the right parts.

Scary takes over from Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding as the model of Ultimo after the blonde bombshell was dumped when her contract expired.

Ultimo creator Michelle Mone said: “Mel B is the biggest star Ultimo has ever signed and I am so excited that this will take the brand on to another level. “Not only is Mel B a worldwide star but she is confident, sexy and outgoing, every attribute needed to become an Ultimo supermodel.” - now ain’t that a bit of a kick in the teeth for Miss Harding?

For me I’m not buying into all this Mel B crap - this photo has had more work done on it than those fake jugs. Give me the Girls Aloud babe any day ahead of this howler.