Mariah Carey Sings Touch My Body

Where do I start? Now Mariah isn’t everyone’s kind of woman but for myself she ticks most of the boxes. Yep, I did say most. So there are a few with x’s in them but not enough to put me off.

Now I’m struggling here to keep this clean. In my head, remember I live in fantasyland when I work on BBI, Mariah is filth but filth in a good durrrty kind of way.

Fuuuccccck it!

I JUST WANT TO BANG HER SENSELESS. I WANT HER TO BANG ME SENSELESS. I WANT HER TO BLOW ME OVER AND OVER.

That sums up my thoughts quite nicely.

Good God what did you expect? She wears all those short skirts, constantly flashes her jugs - she just teases my dick and it drives me insane!!!!! She’s a slut and I love it!

Now enjoy this video, as above, short skirts, ass and jugs aplenty.