Koala and the Little Lizard

One day out in the bush, way up north, there lived a really ‘coool Koala’, who had a good mate, a little lizard.

The little lizard decided to go for a stroll to his good mate’s home. On arrival the little lizard looks up and says: “Hey Koala! what are you doing?”

The Koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and he is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says to the little lizard: “Now that all sounds a bit far-fetched”, so he decides to check this out for himself. So the crocodile walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says: “Hey you!”

With that, the koala looks down at him, and says:

“Faaaaarrrrk dude…….how much water did you drink!!”