Joke Time: Sex With The Dead
March 6, 2008
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia - having sex with a dead woman……..
The judge told him, “In 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the key!”
The man replied, “I’ll give you THREE good reasons:
#1, It’s none of your damn business;
#2, She was my wife; and…..
#3, I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!
