Joke Time: Old Guy Buys A Pet Frog

An old guy was somewhat lonely and decided he needed a pet to keep him company. So off to the pet shop he went. He searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch his interest except this ugly frog. As he walked by the jar it was in he looked and it winked at him.

It whispered, “I’M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON’T EVER BE SORRY.”

The old guy figured, what the heck, he hadn’t found anything else. So he bought the frog and placed it in the car on the front seat beside him.

As he was slowly driving down the road the frog whispered to him “KISS ME AND YOU WON’T BE SORRY.”

So the old guy figured, what the heck and kissed the frog.

Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, beautiful princess.

The princess then returned the old guy’s kiss.

Suddenlly the old guy felt himself changing from his kiss.

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HE TURNED INTO?

He turned into…………..THE FIRST HOTEL HE COULD FIND!