Joke Time: No Teeth, Broken Nose & Two Black Eyes
April 15, 2008
Jock takes his wife to casualty.
She’s no teeth, a broken nose & two black eyes.
Dr says, “What´s happened here?”
Jock says, “She was going through the change.”
Dr says, “That doesn’t happen with the change.”
Jock replies “It does when its in my f*cking pocket.
Talking of black eyes, I wouldn’t say no if this was how it happened.
