Is Your Girlfriend Sleeping Around?

Here are five snippets of info to help you decide if your wife or girlfriend is playing away from home. If after reading this lot you realise you’ve raised an eyebrow you better go and read the full article “5 Reasons Your Girlfriend May Be a Whore“.

Number 5 - Gym Time.

She suddenly hits the gym. You know your girlfriend would rather work over a burger than a treadmill

Number 4 - The Stripper Workout.

Fuck the gym. This whore went straight for the stripper workout. Pigs have more rhythm than her, but she’s taken it upon herself to learn the moves.

Number 3 - Working Late.

That’s right, working late. If she suddenly has to work late, and work late a lot, chances are that she’s got a co-worker crush. Or worse. She might be banging the boss.

Number 2 - Technology.

Cell phones and computers: Tools of the whore trade. If she’s suddenly going to the next room to pick up a phone call, you’ve got a Level 5 whore.

Number 1 - Fashion.

You know how your whore dresses. If she makes one slight change, sirens better go off in your head.