Bright Black Internet

Back in February my first mail ordered bride arrived and I was over the moon. For the first two months life was a dream. She cooked me the finest Chinese food, the house was spotless and she was banging like a rabbit. Life was good.

Unfortunately all good things come to an end and I decided that variety was the spice of life so I used the three month exchange clause in the contract. So I packed her back up in the box she arrived in and Fed Ex’d her back. Then I set about choosing another from the thousands of others available on the website.

I found what looked to be another possible Mrs BBI, I put her through the furry glove test, which she passed in 90 seconds, and then proceeded to click the ‘Order Now’ button.

All that was left to do was wait.

Today that wait finally came to an end and my new package arrived at lunchtime. I’ll let her rest for an hour or so whilst I write this post then I’ll take her for a test drive. Hell she even came dressed for some bedroom action.