Hilarious Glasgow Bus Drivers Blog - bloodbus.com

A friend emailed me a link to bloodbus.com last night, so I thought what the hell I’ll have a quick look. I’m glad I did, this is hilarious.

The Glasgow bus driver recounts tales from his cab. Below are a few lines to wet your appetite.

(not with those hideously over developed zeppelins moored to her abdomen)

“Get doon them fuckin’ stairs or I’ll come up there and break yer fuckin’ neck!”

Incoming Radio Message: “Central Control to all services in the Castlemilk area, do not go to the Castlemilk terminus, there is a guy at the terminus going bananas with a knife. Control out.”

Both drunkards pushed, shoved and punched each other up and down the bus in a drunken waltz of hate.

I usually wait until drunks are seated before I move off so they don’t flail around and land on someone. Even then, these guys were so drunk it was like watching Laurel and Hardy with bars of soap tied to their feet.

Unlike other Glasgow blogs and sites this is well written and nicely presented. Enjoy.