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So Heidi Montag goes shopping and anyone within 10 miles who owns a camera wants to follow her round snapping away in the hope that she pops a boob or gives one lucky clicker that $1000 upskirt picture.

Sadly on this occasion no boobs popped and no panties were exposed, none the less we will give her 8 out of 10 for her wardrobe choice - a damn fine mini skirt that reveals plenty of leg and that top is low enough too give us hope that the girls might come out to play.

Of course the short skirt and low cut top is worn to attract the crowd, if she was out in old jeans and sweater the numbers would have been at least a quarter. He the hell wants to follow the bimbo round all afternoon if there’s nothing to see.