Gumtree
April 29, 2006
I found a website today which is a bit like an online classified section, it was hilarious reading. I was looking at the regional section for Glasgow but it has numerous other UK cities.
Here are a few snippets I found.
casual relationships
Guy wants to suck other guys feet! - Age 19
Hello,
I am a bi guy looking for a 17-30 white straight-acting/straight/bi guy with big sexy feets! I want to massage, lick and suck them.
I also want to play with your cock, and feel your balls in my hand.
I will also massage your back and body. We can then make love and warm the bed up!
you have to accomodate me.
WTF?
are you a bitchy boss who needs a pounding? - Age 31
Well are you?
This fit handsome hard stallion will put you in your place.
Do you have power at work and at home? is your man weak and pathetic? do you strut about the office in stilettos giving out orders and wish you knew a guy man enough to throw you over your desk, pull your knickers aside and ride you like the dirty bitch you are?
Well here is an order for you:
write to me with your pics/ideas, break out of being an uptight bitch boss.
Wear a tight skirt, stockings and heels and have me come to your office after hours.
BRILLIANT
skills & language swap
Swap French/German or IT lessons for massages
I can give you some basic lessons in French, German or IT in exchange for relaxing massages.
EXACTLY WHAT IS GETTING MASSAGED?
Enough, have a read yourself, I wasted an hour on it and couldn’t stop laughing. Even the job section is funny to read, 100’s of Polish girls looking for a “job” 
