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As you can see by the picture these ladies have a lot to learn about the proper way to light your farts on fire.  First of all it is a blatant violation of the fart lighting code to have someone else hold the flame and on top of that you never sit in the path of the gas!  Holding of the nose is just wrong…if you are going to play ass torch you deal with the odor as a tribute to the lightee.  Everyone knows you are supposed to raise your legs wearing only boxers to ensure proper gas expulsion, use a lighter torch to ensure you get a good flame and won’t burn your fingers, and the lights must be out so you can enjoy the light show.  They are young and will learn!