Funny: Sorry There Are No Officers Available

A man was going up to bed when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed. It turned out they had burglars. He rang the police but they told him that no-one was available.

He hung up, counted to 30 and rang again. “Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now, I’ve just shot them all.”

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars and an armed response unit there. They caught the burglars but one of the policemen said: “I thought you said you’d shot them.”

The man replied: “I thought you said there was no-one available.”