Funny: Seven Quickies

Doctor I think my breasts are filled with water.”
“Water! How’s that possible?”.
“Whenever someone presses them my pussy gets wet.”

The Japanese have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can photograph a woman with her fucking mouth shut.

How do you piss off a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don’t have balls to scratch