Funny: Old & Corny Jokes
September 8, 2007
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t - I’ve cut off your arms!”
