Funny Jokes About Women Written By A Man
April 20, 2007
Yesterday I posted Funny Jokes About Men Written By A Woman - well today it’s time for the men to have the last laugh. So without further ado………
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q. What’s a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you
Q. Why does a bride smile when she’s walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she’s given her last blow job.
