Funny: Compliments To Ugly Women
January 9, 2008
15 bar style compliments for ugly, easy women. Some of these are awful, others are pretty funny.
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She had a pussy like a stab wound in a gorilla’s back
She’s got a face like a dog licking piss off a thornbush.
She looks like somene set her face on fire and then put it out with a golf shoe.
I wouldn’t ride her into battle.
She’s that ugly not even a sniper would take her out.
10 more.
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It’s like shagging a bucket of water.
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She’s got a face that could make an onion cry.
Face like a stuntman’s knee.
She’s seen more cockends than weekends.
He left her with a face like a painter’s radio.
She’s seen more helmets than Hitler.
Face like a blind joiners thumb.
Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!
Shes got a face like a treble 20!
