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I think I’ll take my chances of OD’ing on cholesterol if it means there’s a slight chance of some mouth to mouth from one of the in-house nurses come waitresses on hand at the Heart Attack Grill.

Even if I don’t keel over I’m gonna get a good feed with a Double Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries washed down with a Jolt Cola. Did I mention the nurses?

According to the diners official site the nurses have a great bedside manner! And does it really matter that the “Nurses” don’t actually have any accredited medical training? Hell no as they’ll take you out to your car in a wheelchair when you’ve finished eating.

Damn pity I live so far away from Arizona.