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Kayden Kross Actually Has Clothes On In This Gallery

Mr BBI — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:14:33 +0000

Here’s a rare sight, Kayden Kross with her clothes on and no male ‘actors’ in sight - or should that be inside?

Kayden began stripping aged 18 at Rick’s Showgirls in Rancho Cordova, California to earn extra money to purchase a pony but it wasn’t long before she was doing a whole lot more than stripping for an extra buck.

She ain’t really my type but she does wear those blue shorts well.

Annalise Braakensiek Owns A Fine Pair Of Legs

Mr BBI — Sun, 11 May 2008 12:35:22 +0000

Annalise Braakensiek is an Australian model and actress plus numerous other talents that she is famed for in her homeland.

She why is she here at BBI? Well, in this particular set of photos Ms Braakensiek is flashing her rather fine pair of pins - which for a 35 year old don’t look too bad.

I haven’t had enough to drink to safely say I’d be happy to see them spread but for now I’m happy to consider my position as I inspect her figure.

If you like what you see then this gallery has a few more revealing pictures.

One Drink Too Many For Bianca Gascoigne

Mr BBI — Sun, 11 May 2008 11:31:39 +0000

So Bianca Gascoigne has a famous dad, she appeared on a reality tv show and allegedly done some karaoke using Calum Best as the microphone. In other words she’s a bit of a girl who wants to be in the limelight and she isn’t shy about using her sexuality to get it.

A ‘C rated’ British celeb at best - and I’m being generous with that. Now getting a bit drunk and flashing your knickers & knockers is a sure fire way to get yourself some ‘exposure’, and as most wannabe celebs do, they go out on the razzle get a bit drunk and start flashing their bits and pieces for all to see - and photograph. And that’s exactly what Bianca is trying to do in this set of photos but it doesn’t quite go to plan.

No flashing at all but she’d still be worth a quickie up an alley before going back to the bar for another beer and that’s the reason I posted them.

Weekend Linkage: Liz Hurley At 43, Playmates And Dream Kelly

Mr BBI — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:49:04 +0000

I must say thanks to all the new blogs who have been throwing BBI links this week - links are always much appreciated. If you have something you want added to the daily Linkage, use the contact form and I’ll take a look.

Natasha Hamilton Performing - Drunken Stepfather
Jayde Nicole 2008 “Playmate of the Year” - CO-ED Mag
At 43 Liz Hurley Continues To Dazzle - Mick Landers
Dream Kelly Makes Me Dreamy - HGOM
Lauren Jones is rather attractive - on 205th
Top 10 Celebrity MILFs - Don Chavez
Lusting Over Adrianne Palicki - Busted Coverage
Paris Hilton and more ‘oops’ moments - AttuWorld
Amy Winehouse Looking Like A Crack Head - CamelTap
Jessica Is Pregnant Hot - Holy Taco
Admit it, John Mayer is a funny guy - Horny Oyster
Rodney Carrington That Awful Day - Sqwable
Charles Barkley gets punked - Phil Knows Best
Lightsaber Gymnastics - Dave And Thomas
Sometimes a thong is just not appropriate - AmyOops
Taser Parties: New Generation Tupperware - College OTR
Misa Campo dons the NHL gear - Easy Does It University
Weatherman Thinks Doggy Style Is Funny - Totally Crap

Is Life In An Office Really This Bad?

Mr BBI — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:52:47 +0000

Having never worked in an office environment I really have no idea if things are this bad.

I’ve seen one or two of these clips before but not all of them and I really can’t imagine myself working next to some jackass in a hot office for eight hours a day. I’m certain I’d snap - probably before lunch

Here’s A Safe Sex Dress

Mr BBI — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:37:17 +0000

Pretty original idea to say the least… a dress made from condoms makes for sure fire safe sex.

Joke Time: Three Hillbillies Talk About Their Wives

Mr BBI — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:31:06 +0000

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: “My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ”

2nd Hillbilly says: “Why is that stupid?”

1st Hillbilly says: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”

2nd Hillbilly says: “That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ‘ machines!”

1st Hillbilly says: “Why is that so stupid?”

2nd Hillbilly says: “‘Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!”

3rd Hillbilly says: “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.”

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: “Well, what’s so dumb about that?”

3rd Hillbilly says: “She ain’t got no dick”

Man Performs DIY Surgery With A Steak Knife

Mr BBI — Sat, 10 May 2008 12:23:20 +0000

Every day as I surf the net there is always one story that jumps out at me and I end up sat shaking my head in total disbelief. This tale is todays unbelievable story.

A man who was suffering breathing difficulties took medical matters into his own hands in a rather extreme way – by performing a tracheotomy on himself with a steak knife.

Steve Wilder, of Omaha, Nebraska, woke in the night struggling to breathe. Fearing that he was about to die, and not believing that an ambulance would reach him in time, he took the obvious course of action – he went to the kitchen and picked up a steak knife. He used the knife to cut a hole in his throat, allowing air into his lungs.

Doctors say that they expect Wilder to make a full recovery from his throat-cutting experiment, and that once the wound heals he shouldn’t suffer any adverse effects.

Linkage: Hot Jasmine, 23 Cent Pizzas And Big Checks

Mr BBI — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:39:27 +0000

Tools down early today because it’s warm and I’m thirsty, so it’s beer and pizza time for me. I will be back bright and early tomorrow will another round of jokes and jugs plus whatever else I see.

Enjoy my picks below from todays travels through cyberspace. Later!!!

Jasmine Alejandrino Is Pretty Hot - HGOM
UCLA Fan Is Obese & Hairy - Busted Coverage
Beauty Is Nothing Without Brains - Mick Landers
Crystal Ferrar Is Revealed - Don Chavez
Christa Campbell is crazy hot - on 205th
Like Bed And Need $17K? - Tasty Booze
Time To Cash A $360 billion Check - AttuWorld
Is Amanda Kimmel going down? - Cuzoogle
Anti Fulmer Sign - Loser with Socks
Get Your Head Straight - Brahsome
Katharine McPhee Has Hot Legs - The Beer Goggler
Crazy Multi-Car Crash - CamelTap
Charles Barkley gets punked - Phil Knows Best
Sorry I Missed Your Party - Mac Gs World
Alicia Keys In A Tight Dress - DRW (NSFW)
Did Someone Forget Something? - CO-ED Magazine
Versace Machine Gun - BIOTV
23 Cent Pizzas! - College OTR

24 Bizarre Signs And Notices

Mr BBI — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:36:24 +0000

Here’s a collection of odd signs and notices from around the world that has been gathering dust in the filing cabinet that is my computer. Time to share and delete, that is until I see another one in blogland and start all over again.

My favorite is the sign that says: We offer three kinds of service, Good - Cheap - Fast. (bottom right)