Denise Richards Looking Sexy @ MTV TRL

Denise Richards could be photographed after having had no sleep for a week and suffering the worst hangover on record and I’d still think she was looking hot.

This woman has the powers of a witch and she must have cast a spell on me that means every time I see her I get automatic wood - she is like free Viagra.

Of course the spell was delivered via my DVD of Wild Things right at ‘that’ moment. The wonders of modern technology.

So now that I’ve shared that with you I’ll move right on to the gallery of photos of Denise @ MTV TRL yesterday. Looking good honey, looking good - and by the way if you want sperm, I’m a healthy, handsome some of a bitch - no need to ever beg that loser Sheen for his low quality produce. Mr BBI has truck loads of the finest baby producing fluid and it’s available 24/7. Just ask.