Dear Dad
February 8, 2007
Hey Dad, a funny thing happened when I got home last night. You’re gonna
love this, I can see you laughing and saying “You silly Bugger” Ha Ha Ha!
My foot accidentally slipped off the brake pedal and jammed down on the
accelerator as I was coming up the drive in mom’s truck. I’m really sorry,
but I know you will find forgiveness in your heart. If you need me, I will
have spent the night outside the Naval Recruiting office and I’ll be home
in about 6 years.
Your Son,
David
