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This is a true story - you can buy yourself a Gipsy Girl Bride for £30k / $60k at an open-air market run by the gipsies’ tinker minority at Stara Zagora, Bulgaria.

If you think this sounds like a cool idea just take a look at this pair of gipsy girls pictured below. Not exactly model material are they? If you married one of them you’d need to keep your marraige a secret.

If you like the look of either of them then I think you’d be as well opening a window and throwing your 30k into the wind, and praying that someone with a bit more sense picks it up and puts it to good use.

Spending 30k on any of these two brings your mental stability into question.