Blonde Woman Prays
February 26, 2007
A blonde was driving down the street in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.”
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”
